Time For A Joke!


Cheeky but oh so true




He said to me ...
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him ...
You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ...
Should we try swapping positions tonight?

I said to him …
That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me...
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him ...
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me…
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him …
I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me …
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him …
They already have boyfriends.

He said to me ...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said to him …A widow.

He said to me....
Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him … Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.