Sochi: Obama Passes Chimp Test


THE SIMIAN STARE. HE WANTS THAT BANANA! EVEN THOUGH HIS MOUTH IS ALREADY FULL HE CAN BARELY RESTRAIN HIMSELF FROM LEAPING ACROSS THE SEATS TO GRAB IT. HIS MUDSHARK GROWLS AT HIS SIDE IN FRUSTRATION. A POIGNANT MOMENT. THE HOMO-SIMIAN COUPLE, PLACED IN THE WHITE HOUSE BY THE JEWS, YET STILL LONGING FOR THE JUNGLE, FOR HOME, FOR FREEDOM. THIS IS THE WICKEDNESS OF THE JEWISH SLAVE-TRADERS AND THE WHITE MAN CONFUSED BY CULTURAL MARXISM ABOUT SPECIES EQUALITY, WHO HAVE CAGED THESE BEASTS WHO ONCE ROAMED THE FORESTS AND SWUNG GAILY THROUGH THE TREES. BEASTS FORCED TO LIVE THE WHITE MANS WAYS WITH ONLY THE PASSING MUGGING, RAPE AND ROBBERY TO RETAIN THEIR SENSE OF SELF.

THE CHIMP IN CHIEF WITH THE FIRST PRIMATE AT THE SOCHI OLYMPICS.