Get Yourself One of These! ... It Does The Trick

While in  Florida  I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. 
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. 
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Wearing one of these WILL simply speed up ANY queue you may find yourself in ... Guaranteed !
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
If you live in  Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But, don't try it at McDonald's - The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!